Dear People of The World...

I think I should give you some kind of reason as to why I'm doing this blog.

It takes very little to annoy me. You may not realize that I'm annoyed with you because I'm really good at being nice to people, but I am. Some of the most simple things can annoy me. I blame my dad's side of the family.  They aren't known to be the nicest people....and I'm 1/2 them. And the more and more I'm around different people and interact with them I realize I just am not a fan of any person.

I can't be around people for too long without getting frustrated. I think this is part of the reason I've got a future as the crazy cat lady....but I don't even like cats. And I want a three legged dog. Weird....I know. But, nobody's gonna want to have a three legged dog. So, the poor animal will just sit in the pound or whatever and die there. That poor thing!!! :( So, if I ever find a three legged dog, I will adopt it right then and there.

But, that's not the point.....I tend to ramble. Sorry, people annoy me. I don't think I'll be able to get married without getting frustrated and annoyed too easily. So, this is why I'm doomed as the crazy cat lady....that and I've given up on the male population....I'll just admire actors and hot guys from afar. Better that way then to get attached and hurt...right?

Well, that's all for now. Here's a little insite as to why I started this. Maybe this blog will help me get out my frustrations in a healthy way and amuse you in the process.
Piece out girl scout.

Love,
Kymber

Dear People of The World...

Hollywood romances aren't real. They will never be real...and have never been real. If you honestly think that your best guy friend is going to all of a sudden fall in love with you...well, you're crazy. Stuff like that just doesn't happen. At least not as often as everyone would think. Friends with benefits...NEVER END WELL!!! I know, Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake might make the friends with benefits idea seem nice....but things aren't like the movies. They just aren't.

And another thing I don't understand is why people believe there is some guy like Edward out there...news flash no guy is like that. No guy is going to just climb into your bedroom window at night to watch you sleep..if he does...well sweetie he's a stalker. I don't want you guys to think that I'm bashing Twilight....because I'm not. I love the books and the movies and just everything about it. But, I do know that holding any guy I date up to the expectations of Edward Cullen are unrealistic and sad. He's a fictional character written by a woman to be the perfect guy. I'm team Edward all the way...But I'm not holing out for someone just like him. That's no way to live.
And all this crap about Twilight ruining marriages...you ladies are dumb. You can't just divorce your husband because he's no Edward or Jacob...these guys are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!! Goodness. Any time I've read something that said something like that it annoys me. I'm 19 years old and I know better than that.

So, seriously people of the world, stop living in make believe land and start living in reality. Don't base your ideas of men off of a book series or a movie. That's just not how guys are. Sorry.

Love,
Kymber

Dear People of The World...

To all you women out there...you don't look cute in those tight pants and the skimpy shirt to where your boobs hang out. It's gross. Especially if you don't fit into said tight pants. Why are you showing off all the goods to the world anyhow? No man is going to respect you or be interested in you and not just your body when you're dressing like a....how to put this nicely.....skank.

I mean seriously people, you complain about being taken seriously or treated equally and then show up to something dressed like that?? I don't think so. That is no way to have people take you seriously or treat you equally. You need to seriously consider these things when you wake up in the morning. It's annoying to be walking around different places and see all these women skankily dressed. It's sad really.

The kind of male attention you'll get is going to be just to get you into bed. And ladies that is not something that you really want is it? To just be use for your bodies? There goes being taken seriously right out the window.

So, people of the world....or...ladies specifically....try not to show off all the goods ya got. It's not attractive.

Love,
Kymber

Dear People of The World...

I know you paparazzi people LOVE to stalk all those celebrities. But seriously? What makes them that much different from one of us? If following hot, great acting people is what you're into how come you don't follow guys that can fool any woman into bed? Or cheat on their wives and have everyone completely fooled? I think those guys could probably score an Oscar nomination with those performances. Just because they don't do it for a living doesn't mean they aren't just as good as actors as the ones we pay to watch.

How would you like to have people watching your EVERY move?! I mean seriously it must be annoying..and stressful. No wonder half of Hollywood needs to attend rehab, crazy people are following them with cameras and fans are dying at a chance just to touch them. Take a chill pill people. Honestly.

Do I enjoy a nice picture of a hot celebrity guy? Heck yes I do. I enjoy to see pictures of Robert Pattinson or Kellan Lutz....or any of the Twilight guys....(LOVE them!!!) Add Ryan Reynolds into the mix and I'm a happy camper. BUT! I like it better when it's from the red carpet, or a sweet fan encounter. Why do people find these men so much more interesting than everyone else in the world? GET A LIFE!!! We need to let these guys live a happy life. They are nice guys. I'm sure they wouldn't mind posing for a few pictures if you were kind about it and not psycho stalkers.

Let these people be. It's a sad thing to think that people forget that they are just guys or just women. Sure, they entertain us for a living. Don't you want to keep them around for a while? I enjoy their movies and good looks just as much as the next person. But, I know that they're just people too. You have to give them a break.

So, People of the World, leave the famous people alone. It's rude. Ok? Thanks.

Love,
Kymber.

PS. This blog is about the things that annoy me. So, here it is. Today this was annoying me. Tomorrow, maybe it will be you, yes you reading this that annoys me. I'm easily annoyed, so maybe you will be reading a post to the world...about...well you and your annoyingness. Good luck in not being include in one of these posts. You must be doing one of these things. :P